Keep your Spyder2Express working in OS X Lion

April 12th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

I’m working from home today, and I have some sensitive graphics work for my Microsoft job, so I have to make sure color is dead on. I pulled out my trusty Spyder2 to calibrate my monitors on my Mac Pro as I haven’t done that since I got new monitors and hit an immediate fail. The Spyder2Express software is PPC only, no Lion! What to do?

Well, with a little bit of research, I found out that DataColor was nice enough to allow us Spider2 users to download Spyder3Express for Intel and I am happy to say that it worked flawlessly. I still had to do my dual monitor hack to do both monitors, but it worked flawlessly. If you have the Spyder2 and OS X Lion, head over to DataColor and download the new software.

Comcast: Ordering Xfinity Streampix is a case study in user frustration in the name of security

February 27th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

I just finished another long frustrating chat session with Comcast. I should know better and just call them, but calling Comcast is it’s own losing proposition I guess. Today I wanted to turn on Xfinity Streampix to check it out. It seems simple enough. Here’s what happened, along with what I would have expected to happen as a reasonably savvy online shopper.

Don’t Hide The One Thing You Want

I go xfinity.com/streampix to order it, just as directed by the commercial I saw on television. One would expect a big fat “ORDER NOW” button to click. Unfortunately there was not. I had to search for it and instead of taking me directly to a page, I was returned a list of possible results.

I clicked the one that seemed likely, and it was the right one.

Ask For What You Need When You Need It

It asked for my address to see if I was eligible and after verifying it, requested a long form of information including account number, date of birth, social security number, address, phone, etc.

It seemed like that should be all populated, so I logged in to my account to see if it would be easier signed in. I got the same exact form.

I filled in all of the requested information, submitted, and up popped a chat window to “confirm” my order.

Don’t Make Me Repeat Myself

It took nearly 10 minutes before the representative showed. He asked me to verify my address. He asked me for my account number. He asked for the last four numbers of my social. He asked me to confirm what I had asked to order. He basically asked me to fill out the form I had just filled in again.

10 minutes after he came into our chat, we were done. I was finished.

It’s All Sort of Obvious, Right?

Now I am pretty sure can sign up for Netflix in less than 5 minutes from scratch. It takes me 25 minutes to make a change to my Comcast account and I’m already a customer.

For a moment, forget about my time. Think about their time multiplied by all of the other customers who decided to subscribe to Streampix. It seems like Comcast enjoys frustrating their customers, and enjoys it so much, they are willing to throw away money to do it.

I can change my AT&T account online. I can change banking services online. I can manage my 401k, do my taxes and add cars to my insurance. What is it about Cable Television that is so sensitive I need to have a chat session to confirm my changes?

We’re talking about a $4.99 per month service. I borrowed thousands from my 401k for a house down payment without a chat or phone call. I ordered half of  the gear in my studio online without chat or phone confirmation.

It just doesn’t  make any sense. Requiring chat in the name of security doesn’t pass the common sense test. Here I am annoyed that I wasted 30 minutes of my night while they just paid some guy for the time he spent wasting mine.

Asleep at the wheel, that’s the only logical explanation. Anyone with some common sense and fiscal responsibility would kill this process as soon as possible.

Clean out your OS X Lion Launchpad and start over

January 4th, 2012 § 0 comments § permalink

If your Launchpad was a mangled mess with 8 pages of everything that could possibly be ran as a program on your Mac like mine when you upgraded to OS X Lion, you’re annoyed you didn’t find this before you spent a ridiculous amount of time organizing it to accomodate your OCD tendencies. Wait, maybe that was just me. Either way, it would have been nice to know this before, still glad I know it now though.

Run this command in Terminal.app to wipe Launchpad clean

sqlite3 ~/Library/Application\ Support/Dock/*.db "DELETE from apps; DELETE from groups WHERE title<>''; DELETE from items WHERE rowid>2;"; Killall Dock

Run this command in Terminal.app to rebuild the default database

rm ~/Library/Application\ Support/Dock/*.db; killall Dock

Thanks Macworld!

Why can’t I just pee?

January 4th, 2012 § 2 comments § permalink

Do you want to know what it’s like to live inside my brain? Just the simple act of going to the bathroom requires a tremendous amount of thought.

I walk into a public bathroom at work and see this

urinal2

Instead of just peeing and pretending not to notice there are other people in the bathroom like a normal person, (why do people do that?) I immediately think things like:

- Did they do research to the average amount of short people to tall people in office buildings?

- Is this ratio a standard? It seems like 2:1 is the most common.

- If this standard does exist, why do some bathrooms eschew it for a single height, to save money on pipe?

- Do normal people have problems peeing in the taller ones?

3_urinalsFrom there it just goes out of control. I continue thinking things like: If I were to put all floor urinals in, would they cost more or less? Did someone speak to cleaning companies and find out that the average cost of cleaning floor urinals is more than wall urinals? If so, why does anyone use them? Do they work better in places where they are likely to clean the bathroom with a hose?

I know they seem like silly things to be asking yourself when you need to pee, but that’s what it’s like when you design things for a living. You are constantly juggling aesthetics, cost, efficiency, user experience, durability, etc.

I design software, but unfortunately my brain doesn’t limit itself to thinking about only software. Something as simple as a urinal can send my brain into a spiral of questions and a sometimes hilarious desire to know why.

I’ll probably email some urinal manufacturers to ask why. Don’t you want to know?

New Adventure at Microsoft

October 10th, 2011 § 3 comments § permalink

Today I officially announced this at work, and I am very excited to share it with all of you. As of next week I will no longer be working in the SharePoint and Office Business Intelligence space. I’ll be joining the team at Microsoft that makes wonderful products for Apple platforms.

Those of you that know me well will probably find this to be of little surprise, but it’s a very welcome change and something I am very excited about.

I can’t quite say what I’ll be working on yet, but for the Mac faithful readers of my blog, stay tuned and I’ll divulge more as it’s appropriate to do so.