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		<title>Why can&#8217;t I just pee?</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2012/01/04/why-cant-i-just-pee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you want to know what it’s like to live inside my brain? Just the simple act of going to the bathroom requires a tremendous amount of thought. I walk into a public bathroom at work and see this Instead of just peeing and pretending not to notice there are other people in the bathroom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone Mystery Solved</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2011/09/22/iphone-mystery-solved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I looked at my phone on the way to work to see what day it was. This was what I saw: Thinking it was odd, but dismissing it as part of the beta possibly, I just unlocked and looked at the calendar. A little later I was curious so I woke it up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nicholas Negroponte&#8217;s One Car Per Child Project</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2009/12/22/nicholas-negropontes-one-car-per-child-project/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2009/12/22/nicholas-negropontes-one-car-per-child-project/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[OLPC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Judging by the OLPC XO-3 concept, which Nick wants for $75 by 2012, it’s really easy to make expensive stuff very cheap. Now it looks like he is ready to get into the cars for emerging markets. His first foray is meant to be a compact two-seater, designed for short trips in all dirt road [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I did not realize Richard Stallman was so paranoid</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2009/06/27/i-did-not-realize-richard-stallman-was-so-paranoid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2009/06/27/i-did-not-realize-richard-stallman-was-so-paranoid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody can accuse me of not reading enough. Also, as an employee of Microsoft, nobody can accuse me of not keeping myself up to date with what is going on in the entire software ecosystem, including Open Source software. Tonight, I got off on a tangent and that led to to reading a transcript of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confusing Words and Phrases that are Worth Avoiding or how to do bad stuff and not feel bad about it</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2009/01/07/confusing-words-and-phrases-that-are-worth-avoiding-or-how-to-do-bad-stuff-and-not-feel-bad-about-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2009/01/07/confusing-words-and-phrases-that-are-worth-avoiding-or-how-to-do-bad-stuff-and-not-feel-bad-about-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It turns out that the GNU Org has some recommendations for people who are releasing software using the GPL or General Public License, these terms and reasons were taken directly from their website. I find these suggestions humorous so I am going to add some comical commentary to this page on the GNU Project or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Cow, I am not a geek after all!</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2008/12/26/holy-cow-i-am-not-a-geek-after-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2008/12/26/holy-cow-i-am-not-a-geek-after-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading an article this morning judging President-elect Obama&#8217;s geek creds and reaized something scary. I am a fake, a poser&#8230;I am not a real geek. Now some people might be relieved by such a revelation but personally I am terrified. I feel like the walls are crumbling and I don&#8217;t know who I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Apple, now the obnoxious asshole from your high school reunion.</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2008/10/20/apple-now-the-obnoxious-asshole-from-your-high-school-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know the drill, there was the guy that was kind of dweebish in high school. Not too many friends, got picked on for his forward thinking style (Chucks before they were cool kind of thing) and his penchant for out of mainstream music and insisting on listening to vinyl instead of CD. Fast-forward to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Buy a Chevrolet, get stalked by XM Radio&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2008/08/28/buy-a-chevrolet-get-stalked-by-xm-radio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2008/08/28/buy-a-chevrolet-get-stalked-by-xm-radio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently it is impossible to believe that someone could not want XM Radio. I mean, my car is capable, obviously I would want to pay for radio, who wouldn’t? 4 or 5 months ago I bought a 2008 Chevrolet Malibu that is capable of Satellite radio and came with 3 months of service. It also [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Brilliant Linux Cartoon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2008/07/30/brilliant-linux-cartoon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2008/07/30/brilliant-linux-cartoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From xkcd.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>SUV by xkcd.com</title>
		<link>http://www.philoking.com/2008/06/16/suv-by-xkcdcom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.philoking.com/2008/06/16/suv-by-xkcdcom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Burns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Priceless…. From xkcd.com]]></description>
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